press release 9/26/2010

With rumors flying around the pits at the last Gran Prix about P.Massa being replaced by Bob Cubicle at Ferrari the silence has finally been broken and we now know who will drive for the team in 2011.

Victoria Elizebeth, 2 ½ years old signed a contract to race for Scudaria Ferrari with title sponsor “My Daddy Goes Broke Fast Dot Com”

She will be driving the red #2 with testing sessions getting underway as we type. Her agent better known as “Grandpoo” held a press conference at borders book store in New Orleans to announce his driver getting the call up to the big leagues.

 Notable attendee's at the press conference were Mommy and Babe (Grandma).

When questioned about his driver’s fitness he replied “well at a family wedding a couple of weeks ago she danced for almost an hour and a half before taking a break so I think her cardio is great”.

 He also commented that her dad has been pushing her up and down the driveway on her tricycle to prepare for the G forces.

 Italian Team manager Elmo DomasillyOh commented that this is just the push forward the team needs to finish the season on a high note.

Here she is signing her new contract with body guard Peanut watching intently.

Here she goes over the car controls with her chief mechanic aka Daddy.

They discuss race tactics and pit stop strategy.

Once behind the controls her natural talent and determination takes over and after a few laps closes in a new track record.

When asked how her seat fitting went at the factory she said first you put your left foot in, then you shake it all about……..

 

At the track, team manager Elmo DomasillyOh says he is pleased with the first test and can’t wait for race day with his new driver.

After 30 minutes on track she was asked if she thought it was tough to step in and get up to speed, she commented, “it’s just like working on the farm with old Mcdonald  E I E I O”.

When asked what her favorite part of the practice was she said “the pits stops, because mommy gave me some milk and cookies”.

When asked about what her mom thought she said “moms ok with it as long as the race is over before my afternoon nap. Because if I don’t get a nap I get cranky”.

When questioned on her fitness she responded, “just like my friend humpty, it’s as easy as falling off a wall”

The team is pleased with the first test and was happy to announce that since the signing the team has been able to market different areas of sponsorship with huggies possibly being linked as a new team partner.

 When asked about her competitors she replied, "I'm not afraid of baby Hammy".

 At her press conference after this afternoons test session she had these comments:
This is the only view the competition will see of me, my backside........

I will drive flat out!

Stay tuned for more coverage as we get closer to the up coming Kitchen Gran Prix!